This is so utterly depressing.

I’m not sure where you are in Canada, but Torrid is expanding through the major cities in Canada and I think they’re great, if pricey when not on sale. I love how their stuff is good quality and on-trend. If you’re near a store you can also order from the US website, have it shipped to your residence and then return…

I would really like to imagine that in some back room of some private exclusive law club somewhere, Yates, Bharara, and Comey are just commiserating over drinks & cigars and talking shit & plotting how they’re going to take down Trump & all his evil cronies.

You can turn off the water effects. They just opened one 4DX theatre near me last year, and I saw Rogue One in it just to try it out. I got spritzed once and was like, okay that’s it! And turned it off lol. I wish they gave more options as to what else you can turn off. I would also turn off the stupid air bursts…

Yeah, they really do. I saw Rogue One in a 4DX theatre and it was pretty cool. Some of the features were annoying (like the air bursts around your head for bullets, I just draped my jacket over it), and the punches in the back. But everything else was really cool, especially the synchronized movement of the chairs…

So... this is where the pro-life people go absolutely nuts and call them baby-killers and try to enact laws and regulate necessary emergency medical treatment for pre-mature and newborn babies to make sure none of them die preventable deaths... and start protesting in front of this church/compound and scream…

I love people trying to insist it’s Ancient Chinese Medicine and actual Chinese people are like “huh?”

Yes this! Just because it’s got “jade” attached to it doesn’t make it “an ancient Chinese practice”. As a Chinese person I’d like to tell her to take her jade eggs and DON’T shove it. Maybe put it on a nice display and use it for decoration, which is what you’re supposed to do with large pieces of jade.

Hey, that was fun! I’m not even American but I managed 16/20 on my first run (I got the hard questions!), but my second run through with different questions I got 20/20! (I had to guess who one of the writers of the Federalist papers was though, the only one I know is Hamilton.) I want everyone who works in the Oval…

This was very interesting and the exact reason I didn’t bother to watch the interview. At the same time, it’s probably the exact reason Putin agreed to be interviewed by her in the first place, because he knew it would be ineffectual and another way to stick it to and laugh at Americans. She might not have known she…

“For some reason, this issue of the Death Star has emerged as a paramount issue for the people of Alderaan, the Rebel Alliance, and around the galaxy.” Grand Moff Pence, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

So... explain to me how this isn’t a cult and how it still has tax-exempt status?

Wow, good for you at 13 to not bow to peer pressure and call bullshit when you see it. All the props to you!

Ah, good to know who I have to thank for that horrid imagery I’m now trying to scrub from my brain.

Or the spokesperson is just an asshole who really believe what they’re saying. Considering the general douchebro atmosphere that is probably pervasive throughout the company, it wouldn’t surprise me.

Because if Trump can fire Comey... then every other corporate douchebro exec thinks they can fire whomever they want to also as soon as they become an “inconvenience”?

Canadians are less likely to online shop

Hey, did you see this?

Yeah... prettttty sure that’s not exactly what the unwashed Trumpist masses had in mind... oh well.

That had me cackling maniacally at my desk. Thank you.