Are we not doing phrasing anymore.

There’s clearly a 2nd ball thrower from behind that grassy knoll!

I like it!

Now I recognize it!

Nah, for it to be THE WORST, it would need to be on a Camry.

Manual brown diesel wagon or GTFO.

BUT CAN IT PULL WHEELIES WHEN YOU INSTALL A BOX OF PARTS THAT COMES IN THE TRUNK?!?!

Normally at track days with vipers of any kind, you get to see both ends and even the sides as they spin off.

WHY ISN’T THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF JUICE

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Oh yea, that one too.

YAY thanks!

I am pleased to say that having survived this experience, our Alanis has graduated from freelance weekend editor to full-time staff writer. Join me in saying congrats! You’ll be seeing a lot more of her work and derring-do come mid-May.

Said the guy who probably has never been to Alabama... Put the prejudices aside and visit sometime.

yeah. when you really think about it, one died in prison and the other one won a super bowl

Not sure what your issue is, other than perhaps your own ignorance.

What a cuck.

I don’t think anyone who gives a fuck about Tom Brady’s brand would care that he visited the White House as the QB of the Super Bowl winning team.

That statement is so canned it has a Campbell’s logo on it. Fuck all three of them.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.