Rehab time. 

Sold him some oxy that was actually fentenyl 

Will it float?

You should have seen my methods of hiding a boner back in 8th grade. Get an 8th grader to design a method to conceal an obvious feature like this and I guarantee it will not be noticed - as long as a trapper keeper is an integral part of the car.

I prefer to squeeze mine by hand, thank you.

I prefer to squeeze mine by hand, thank you.

The term you are looking for is “trade dress” - and it is absolutely IP.

The term you are looking for is “trade dress” - and it is absolutely IP.

The M body stopped in 1989. As far as I’m concerned, that’s when the flame went out.

Actually, the history behind that phrase dates back to the dark ages, where the word “roewe” was used to describe a simple structure, often constructed around a small pond or even a large puddle, often used as housing for waterfowl until such time as they were ready to be eaten. These buildings saved countless lives…

Well, fuck. Duck.

I grew up in a family that made our living through owning a few Maaco body shops. As such, I learned all kinds of body/paint skills. My second favorite car to paint, just behind the 1998 Chrysler 5th Avenue (SUCH BOLD LINES, AND SO FUN TO PINSTRIPE!), was the Mercury Tracer. Something about it is soothing while in…

I, for one, am just glad to hear that the privately chauffeured class in China has someone to broadcast the voice of their struggle.

Wen lawyer to Wen board of directors: We just received a letter from DeWalt. It says something about IP.

Wen lawyer to Wen board of directors: We just received a letter from DeWalt. It says something about IP.

This “article” is “vapid trash” that shows a “complete disregard” for reality.

Sounds like he thought he was playing Call of Duty there for a minute.

Pictured: Ready to Rock.

Then don’t run it in Super Pro or Pro Sportsman. Run Super Street and dial it in for 10.1. It would still be a blast.

I would explain it by letting them know that, if they wish to compete in this vehicle, it will require safety gear appropriate for the time it runs. I think the car will see its biggest niche for those that do race it in something like Super Street or Stock Eliminator where it won’t see 9 second duty anyway.

Yes, kid. :)

That would be Nantucket Red. Very trendy.

I bought a Highlander from Toyota of Rockwall. After I paid my deposit, the sales manager (Beeboo or some dumb shit like that) proceeded to scream at me and my wife with infant in arms about “fucking him over” in the crowded showroom. It was ridiculous. Yeah, we fucked him over, but he was too stupid to realize it…