Best demo ever. My 386 with the math coprocessor worked its ass off for this one.

This is beautiful.

A titanic response. Well done.

Except, you know, the part where he assaults the officer. Other than that, no different at all.

It’s so edgy!

You call him a hero. I call him a criminal shithead that just assaulted a cop. Potato, fuckhead. Whatever.

Hiroshima.

This deserves at least a dozen Dr Peppers and a star.

It happens pretty regularly. It can’t always be abstractally tied to Trump, so you don’t hear about it every time. [makes jerking off gesture]

I’m awaiting your breathless reporting and irrelevant references to politics on this subject whenever another nation has a mishap during carrier flight ops.

If you think running a 9 second pass in this car is just a matter of mashing the go pedal and hanging on, you don’t need to worry about breaking the rules.

Wait. Aren’t the dealers necessary to protect the consumers best interests? Have I been misinformed?

Don’t forget that many defectors from North Korea have stated that much of the NK military is trained to ride the wave of refugees disguised as citizens, with instructions to perform acts of sabotage and disruption once they reach a host country, as it is understood that there is no way for them to win a direct…

Third guy got the surprise tire sex.

He was letting them know their new valet service sucks and he’s not going to tip the guy.

He was trying to explain that no matter what he did, he was always tired. The pharmacist wasn’t buying it. Frustration ensued.

Every time I see the old 75-80 Drag-a-Way, I shed a tear and pour one out. I miss that place.

Plot twist: That’s Raph’s daily driver.

I have these on 3 of my 5 vehicles. Will not give up.

My plate of choice.