What? Did he spill a drink on himself and have to teach himself some respect?

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

If Japan had the ability to Nuke the US, they would have during Pearl Harbor. Negotiated surrender often just leads to kicking the problem down the line for the next generation.

Why shouldn’t NK have nukes?

Excellent rebuttal. You do realize that the alternative was just firebombing their cities into submission before a full scale invasion? Casualties from our other bombing campaigns of civilian centers were comparable. What is your argument against it?

And you would be correct!

Florida license plate. I’ve never seen so many single car accidents (at least a dozen) on a single stretch of highway (I-95) over a short span of time (10 days) in my entire life.

As a Florida native, I must protest everyone in this thread. The worst drivers in the US clearly live in Florida. :]

A very important job back then!

My kids still wonder why I get anxious when I turn on the A/C. It still flits through my mind that my Jeep’s Pentastar won’t be able to run the A/C, pull a hill, and still get 17mpg.

I remember the exhausts on these things actually sounding really cool (at the time; been years, so I may puke if I heard it today...). It had an almost “mechanical” sound to it...if that makes any sense. A friend had a Pontiac Sunbird of the same era and I remember that car sounding similar. Anyone remember that?

I was honestly expecting this instead.

Oh no! The desert!

And this is why I would never, EVER, seriously consider living in New York city.

This looks like a fantastic quiz that I would love to fill out, but it seems to be broken on a mobile browser.

Is it me or does this quiz like several things on this page not work on mobile?

“The West Shore Regional Police Department cited the driver for ‘Driving Vehicle at Safe Speed’”

Seems like we got some Deadspin on Deadspin counter takes here.

SOME WOULD SAY THE ENTIRETY OF OUR HISTORY