This looks like a fantastic quiz that I would love to fill out, but it seems to be broken on a mobile browser.

Is it me or does this quiz like several things on this page not work on mobile?

Yes. Deaths due to warfare were around 100 per 100,000 people world wide for hundereds of years. After the introduction of the atomic bomb, it dropped to around 10, and is around 1 today.

“The West Shore Regional Police Department cited the driver for ‘Driving Vehicle at Safe Speed’”

Seems like we got some Deadspin on Deadspin counter takes here.

SOME WOULD SAY THE ENTIRETY OF OUR HISTORY

Matt you’ve gone off the fucking deep end man. What would your strategy have been? To deconstruct our nuclear arsenal and just hope that the Soviets and Chinese followed suit? If people like you ran this country, we’d all be dead. Neville Chamberlain worshipping idiots.

Dear Matt. Please stay 500 feet away from interpreting history at all times.

HEY LOOK ITS MY CAR!!!!

Yeah so am I but it’s still drivable right? Right?

Why stop at fuel tank? Have you heard of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2042080/Coffee-powered-car-breaks-world-speed-record-British-built.html

You’re right. It’s about YOU.

This Lifeline provides free, confidential support to people in distress.

You were allowed to run at a track with ethylene glycol in your leaking rad?

Roadkill!

Hey man, that’s like, not how acronyms work.

I want a domesticated pet tiger, dammit!

I hope this gets the stars it deserves.

Or maybe its better to face them so you don’t end up looking yellow. :)