Oh dear. I’m not sure the nation can handle a bunch of freelance drivers not picking people up from the bar because they feel their time is worth $15 per hour. Surely this injustice will be corrected by Uber doubling their rates and seeing their customer base drop by 75%.

Exactly. Castro got to kidnap, torture, and publicly execute his political opponents instead, so fuck Batista.

Awesome. Now Kotaku is a political site. Thanks Obama.

I agree it looks like Texas. Maybe north central.

My 1985 BMW 325 owners manual had a list of suggested exercises to perform on long road trips. Nothing is new.

Uranus. Uranus, man.

That’s the spirit!

OK, lets. My fixed income parents just got a letter saying their Medicare premiums are going up $200 a month. Can you blame that on anyone other than the current administration? Our healthcare system is third world at best unless you have a shitload of extra money to keep you alive.

The Camaro ad that played before the video was a total miss on Fords part.

Why not?

Morton should hire that PR firm. They know salt.

Username checks out.

Tailgaters get the misaligned windshield washer fluid nozzle. It’s amazing how dirty your windshield suddenly gets when a Z-71 emblem is all you can see in your rear view mirror.

I’d pay for an expensive option that reflected high beams back at the car behind me. Even if it meant heated seats here in Houston.

I’ll take the one that says “TURN YOUR HIGHBEAMS OFF, ASSHOLE!”

There is one question that needs to be asked of any car ad to determine if it is the best car ad:

Sigh. I had a Monaco at one point, but managed to destroy it in a bike accident. I miss that watch...

I’m trying my best to figure out how to buy this thing, part it out, and shoehorn the engine into my 996 without taking a bath. Pissing off Porsche, Maserati, and to some extent, Ferrari purists all at once while having a car that would be an absolute blast to own and drive would be incredible.