I was agreeing with you.

Long lines facilities across the country are built like literal bunkers. You think Ma Bell was footing the bill to build them that way out of the goodness of their hearts?

Nailed it. That and I would definitely order a Singer restored 911 in that exact color and call it Newark Green without hesitation if I had, you know, enough money for a Singer.

Newark Green sold me on this comment.

Good enough.

A GM “off road” product with suspect tie rods? Never.

If current naming conventions continue, there may well come a day when we commission a Ford class carrier the USS Donald Trump. Let that sink in for a minute.

Is that like a goose?

At first I was confused about what the hell this was all about, then I had an A Ha moment and I got it.

Actually, you can. The only problem is that the sweet 1998 Camaro that just got its sticker has the computer profile of a 2003 Camry when it’s uploaded to the state system. Enough of those profile mismatches and the chances of a plainclothes officer sitting across the street and watching your business for a few days…

With a blue laser? Not likely, my friend.

Exactly. He may have showed a spectacular lack of judgement and careless disregard, but intent was not there. He shouldn’t be charged. That’s how it works, right?

Fuck you.

I do like my race car, with it’s leaded gas and asbestos containing brake pads. I also like the concept of high velocity ground based mass transportation and increased technology for transport in general.

Well, my healthcare costs went up 200%, so I guess that’s change.

The best part was when Hillary realized she lost and sent her do-boy out to tell everyone to go home because fuck you I lost.

The clutching pearls have been a bit overused here as of late.

X amount of gasoline contains Y amount of stored energy.

Many people will never realise the point you are trying to make.

Will the truck driver get the rope unhooked before the boat drags the truck into the water?