Not communicating with customers? Works for us!

The cats like to shit the bed on these. There are a few options.

Maybe, but that thing is goofy as shit.

Lemons style, baby!

Rent this thing and take it to a dealer for a PPI. I'd love to see the estimate they provide to make it right.

I'm just happy to see the LS swap being replaced by the Coyote swap. And I'd drive the shit out of that.

I did something similar in a free Mazda GLC. The first jump resulted in the seat ripping out of the floorpan and my neck nearly getting broken when I hit the roof of the car. It was AWESOME!

If history has taught us anything, it's that FSU players will always find a way to score.

If history has taught us anything, FSU players will always find a way to score.

From everything I’ve heard, you can go fuck yourself.

Haven't really had much of an appreciation for weekend editors here, but your contribution was above and beyond to the point that it made me appreciate the effort involved. Kick ass, Doc.

Well, that and the Copperheads gives you enough to worry about.

It makes perfect sense. Your position is one of naivety and inexperience, so asking you how your freshman year is going is a fine way to point that out. Do you like the dining hall? Have you written your mom yet?

¡Gracias, Univision!

Northwest, but they're coming for you.

It’s a Cicada killer. It kills a Cicada, lays eggs on it, then buries it in the ground so its young can eat the Cicada. People say they are harmless, but I’ve known people to lie.

Tell him to come to Houston, where these assholes have been everywhere the last few weeks.

Only on my toilet. Tacos trompo is where it’s at now. 6 for $10. Once a week, whether I need it or not.

I live in Houston. There is already a taco truck on every corner. Sometimes there are two.