I haven’t watched any NMS videos until today, and thought people were exaggerating the pop in issue. Holy shit, GTA Vice City was less distracting than that, but it did have a nice soundtrack to make up for it.

Go fuck yourself.

Volts - velocity.

List ranking orders, from best to worst:

Put a giant pokeball on the side and call it an egg hatching ride. The thing would never be empty.

I believe that’s called “preparing the car for maintenance” in the Audi shop manual.

I saw an awesome Bronco II the other day. It was glorious and made me pine for a rebirth. Then I got closer and saw the “9/11 was an inside job!” and “Infowars.com” bumper stickers and had second thoughts.

Are the arrows pointing to alternative locations for CARnal knowledge?

Wants a camera. Doesn't want screen. We're in crazyland, folks.

Out on the west side of Houston, there is a Hoover distribution center that has a sign out front displaying the Astros, Texans, and Rockets team logos alongside the Hoover logo. I like to think of it as a tribute to 4 things that suck in Houston.

It would only appear to apply if said vehicle was registered as a classic. Get a standard registration for it and you should be good - at least that’s how I’m reading the law.

About pro athletes cutting their own grass: Jake the Snake Roberts used to live in a neighborhood near me (mid-90s) and he would cut his own grass. In a speedo. Every Saturday.

Holy shit you're delusional.

I’m a pretty forgiving guy. I’ll wait for one more shitty update that doesn’t add anything to the two-dimensional (that’s being generous) gameplay experience that is Pokemon Go before I just accept the fact that they aren’t capable of engaging players with something more than a cheap FtP diversion that offers no value…

That’s how it works. Hit a Pidgey square with your ball and it goes away. Should have used a berry.

You forgot the whatever.

Whatever.

He was all like, “Whatever” then he pissed on an ice cream cart just outside the stadium.

He’s all like, “Whatever”.

Their marketing team is working on the rights.