If he lied to the FBI about this? Lol. He wishes.

I read the FBI was involved in this as well? If he lied to them, then he’s FUCKED. As in, may as well go back to Brazil levels of fucked.

So, they're way off pace?

This guy managed to go from hero to endorsement cancer in about 5 minutes. Don't lie to your mother, people.

Occams Razor hurr durrr. [fart]

Grab your passport and GTFO.

The pulley on the one on the right is going to make for a slow blinker and a very short idle time, that’s for sure. But, 2hp, brah.

NACA 23112. I’m probably making this up.

Because I saw ya at the check out line
You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn’t really care if you’re 50 or 74
Because I want ya, and I need ya
Hey boomin’ granny you could be my teacher
And I could be your pet

Right you are, Ken!

“p.s. 改めて見ると自分でもウケる。笑”

There is no reason anyone needs two of these on their car.

Just wanted you to know I watched the super short ant movie. Didn't cry. Not a tear.

As always: Go Falcons, and take the Braves with you!

The scientific term for that is “farticles”.

Steel. Lol.

Toss in a little Kurt Vonnegut and we’re all set.

Clouds can't hear your yelling.