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Don King makes Al Sharpton look like Wayne Brady.

/extremely out of breath voice, racing to reply to this comment.

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

Also: LANDSCAPE. NOT PORTRAIT.

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For those who need to scratch the itch, 4:00:

*rushes into room*

“As creative writer Bianca Bass explains”

it’s nonstandard like “nuculer” is nonstandard - a wrong word that has worked its way into the lexicon through popular misuse

We understand you want to promote your sh... site or whatever overlapping any Tyler’s article with more and more of unneeded info. A few points about that:

The B-21 Boondoggle?

Constructive criticism + factual debate > useless sarcastic wanking

No, your sarcasm and negativity is **not** more valuable than their bullshit. Debunking FUD is a grand and good thing, but being an asshole about it defeats the purpose as it just antagonizes people. Especially since you *didn’t* debunk anything or provide any accurate info, you just mouthed off pointlessly and made

At least those commenters are trying to contribute something other than sarcasm and negativity.

- Michael Pollan

2 issues with the article. First, the Mitsu is hideous. How can you say it looks better?

I'm guessing you don't believe in global warming, so that's all I need to know about you.

Most of the world calls it "climate change" now because derps like you can't grasp the fact that "global warming" =/= "every day is hot forever".

The rest of the enlightened world does as well. The only people that don't believe in it, are, well, in fact glue-huffing apes.