...and close by.

Starbucks.  Anything else is a path to heart disease and cancer.  Get out of your f’ing car and walk into Chipotle (or order delivery).

My kids call it “Jesus chicken”. They hate it for its anti-LGBTQ-ness, but love it for the cocaine in the breading.

What kind of shoes are those in the last picture?

Related: When can I order an electric GV70? 

Still missing telescoping steering wheel? That was my deal-breaker.

No Little Buddha?

Do we not care about our kids here? “Modern safety features” does not always mean safe. Crash tests for that Leaf are terrible. Saying something has airbags doesn’t make it safe. Mass and crash ratings are important.

Dodge will still be around in 2024?

I don’t see the Plaid badge:

Also darkness - including daytime shadows and nighttime.

My only issue with them is how they sell you an addictive product that kills you.  Poison cares not what size it is.  It will get you.

You should start a Tesla Deathwatch! 

A person complaining a person complaining about Jalopnik posting a Tesla article -

Does it Ludicrous?

I have a 2016 3.6R with the CVT and it’s the best auto I’ve ever had. It’s been perfect on gravel trails. This is not even close to old Nissan CVTs.

Would this make me a hit with the ladies at the beach?

Would this make me a hit with the ladies at the beach?

Is that why school buses don’t need seat belts?  Brilliant!