How did you not immediately know PS?

1st Insight came out before Prius:

Plus the pvc plastic sheds lead dust all over the presents.

Parking lot warrior! (2016 3.6R)

If you die a million dollars in debt, it’s like you won a million dollars!

Are we not using water because it’s less profitable to the chemical manufacturer?

Is this the only new car without telescopic steering? Unforgivable.

I’ve still only ever heard it used by people at work generally regarded as idiots.

What happens when I go to retire and 50% of people my age can’t? Will they rise up? And the deficit becomes unmanageable? And the dollar collapses? And social security goes away? And what will I do for healthcare? What will happen to home prices if the sea level rises and coastal cities migrate inland? WHAT SHOULD I…

How is a Google home mic different from the one on your Android phone?

Does it come with little tiny trash bags?  Because, otherwise, gross.

What is with these fucking wings on the top corners of the seatbacks?

It’s not watching football?

Millionaires.

The ‘n’ of “an” is used to close your mouse between ‘a’ and a work that starts with an open mouth sound.

THIS. I will continue to run Stop signs and Yield through Red lights. I am very defensive riding in traffic. Fuck bitchy motorists.

Reminds me of Mr Rogers crayon factory.

Swipe left from home screen. Up top there are icons for weather, eat & drink, entertainment, sports, and finally a greater-than, chevron, arrow. Click it!

Nice! Thanks.

I had to switch cases to be able to double-tap the power button to get the camera up. Now works well.