Plus the pvc plastic sheds lead dust all over the presents.

Parking lot warrior! (2016 3.6R)

If you die a million dollars in debt, it’s like you won a million dollars!

Is this the only new car without telescopic steering? Unforgivable.

I’ve still only ever heard it used by people at work generally regarded as idiots.

What happens when I go to retire and 50% of people my age can’t? Will they rise up? And the deficit becomes unmanageable? And the dollar collapses? And social security goes away? And what will I do for healthcare? What will happen to home prices if the sea level rises and coastal cities migrate inland? WHAT SHOULD I…

Does it come with little tiny trash bags?  Because, otherwise, gross.

What is with these fucking wings on the top corners of the seatbacks?

It’s not watching football?

Millionaires.

THIS. I will continue to run Stop signs and Yield through Red lights. I am very defensive riding in traffic. Fuck bitchy motorists.

Reminds me of Mr Rogers crayon factory.

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Yup. “Non-stick interior”.

Yup. “Non-stick interior”.

You’re peddling bad advice to justify your sugar-lust.

These all are coated in carcinogenic teflon.

These all are coated in carcinogenic teflon.

The Subarus did fine.

Why not a new 3.6R? I find it very satisfying in the fast/fun department.

Llbean? EBauer? Are Millennials the new yuppies?

Llbean? EBauer? Are Millennials the new yuppies?

Time to cut agriculture subsidies.