Don’t hate the Earth.

Don’t hate the Earth.

Do you even lift?

Puddles National Park

Why is smoke coming from the front tires?

Get a saddle fit at a Specialized shop and buy the right sized seat — best $100 I ever spent.

OK Go is soooo jealous.

Bison Bill?

You get a reward whether spending that money on a gift card or at DW. You might get slightly higher reward at the grocery per your card, but it’s hardly worth it to me to keep track off a bunch of gift cards and their balances.

My Outback 3.6R is sleeper fun.

Did these run-flats not?

I have never understood root beer floats. Not as good as root beer or ice cream and foamy. Ew.

I didn’t see her invisible jet.

Is this true? I found it on the internets.

Roku remote has a Netflix button.

Yes, because cattle never poison land.

Okay, so where is the advice on being happy with the crappy job you’re stuck with? Maybe you should change the title.

What about all the herbivores with canine teeth?

Hi JWASB. No. All mammals have canines and they all don’t eat meat. They are made for chewing. We are omnivores. We can eat cooked meat, but you can’t easily use your teeth to chew the leg off a deer and eat it.

Am I not entertained? I am not. No.

I bought this last week. Very nice except for the touchpad sounds hollow. Annoying.

I bought this last week. Very nice except for the touchpad sounds hollow. Annoying.