Ahhh, Deadspin is just going to ignore the fact that Noah Syndergaard forfeited the game last night, because of the “unwritten rules” Deadspin loves to mock.

Nope. I proofread what I write, which Deadspin obviously doesn't. Try again, fuckface.

They weren’t down by 7 today, they were down by 6. Deadspin writers are horrific, but they jump at the chance to mock others’ mistakes, even though they can't subtract 1 from 7

Deadspin writers simply don't know the difference between a new player and a veteran they simply haven't heard of before, because they just don't care

The Cavaliers would have been threatened if Sam Hinkie tried to win with Jrue Holiday and Thad Young. I'm still confused why Hinkie didn't try to compete the last three years. Why Sam? Why did you deny Sixers fans the possibility of getting slaughtered by Lebron James?

Yes. Only Raptors fans hate Deadspin.

Thanks for embedding the videos while analyzing a 6-game ECF series as not “that exciting.”

You're wrong buddy. This wasn’t their 24th game.

Yes, because Deadspin writers lack originality and constantly recycle the same jokes. Also, they know next to nothing about baseball, so this and the Cardinals meme is all they got

Patrick Redford.

Sports do not require physical exertion.

“Sport” does not always imply athletic event, because words often have multiple definitions.

It's eSports

Your first sentence makes no sense. Do you consider yourself a professional writer when you fail to proofread that garbage?

4 years in the cellar? This is the first season they had the worst record.

Wow you are retarded.

Only if you’re completely unable to think for yourself. I know many PSU fans who don’t defend any of it, and they admit the obvious guilt. This isn’t a fucking sports thing.

This isn't a video. And you're deflecting the argument. Do you ever take a step back and realize how pathetic of a profession you have?

I get extremely angry for minor reasons on a frequent basis. I have never taken steroids. Did you know that people have different brains?

That’s a good comment. I promise it’s funny.