Andy Pettitte advice.

Ever since Leitch took his hands off this thing, the strategy has been “write a bunch of false shit to piss people off”

So the umpire blows the game, and you make this about the dugout. You’re a Tampa fan and you know the Yankees aren’t a threat.

“This is a peaceful environment, please stop yelling”

I don't get it

Two.

Nah that's Kimbrel

It was available. It resulted with a federal prison term.

If Ginobli is correctly whistled for his T, he doesn’t get elbowed, and the resulting play doesn't even begin.

No.

Doubling down with the Special K reference is what makes Philly so great. They just swept the Nats, they might sweep the Indians today when they’ve been facing the top end of the Cleveland rotation, and most of their talent is still in the minors.

Remember when Yankees fans littered their own field with beer bottles during the playoffs? Or when Cubs fans got in a goddamn brawl with the Dodgers bullpen? Doubtful, because they didn’t happen in Philadelphia

I wonder when Petchesky’s long form analysis of Washington fans will be posted.

First celebrity to be hacked? Did you guys miss the nude picture leak last year?

Remember when Deadspin cross-posted both the Conde Nast and Hulk Hogan stories? Imagine Petchesky’s shit-eating grin when he typed this article. Just imagine it.

I’m glad you managed to beat the odds and get hired by a male-dominated sports site.

It’s bizarre that people are calling him very good. He still can’t figure out 2-point conversion strategy, ripping coaches even though the coach is right.

Don’t forget about littering the field with garbage after a white sox victory, getting in a huge brawl with the Dodgers bullpen, dumping beer on a player during a game, and beating up an elderly first base coach (all Chicago fans)