Don’t forget about cross-posting multiple stories that out people’s private sexuality

It’s depressing that most people don’t like outing people’s sexuality for profit? And I thought I was sad.

Ding ding ding!

So why'd you leave Vanguard

Um, Deadspin called it an illegal slide, because they didn’t know the basic rule. Then Petchesky said it was the right time to “set a precedent.”

Petchesky said it was the right time to set a precedent by suspending Utley:

I already quoted Petchesky who said (incorrectly) it was an illegal slide, which, of course, means bad.

Deadspin writer says slide was illegal. Another Deadspin writer says the umpire should be suspended if the slide was illegal.

Here is a Deadspin writer claiming the umpire should have been suspended in addition to Utley. Keep Drinking the kool-aid; you seem like an employee.

Petchesky said it was technically against the rules. He was wrong, and you were wrong.

The slide was not illegal. He was correctly ruled safe, and his suspension was overturned. The burden is on you to explain why it was not legal.

Deadspin claimed the slide was illegal, which would necessitate a suspension. The slide was legal.

Here is a quote from the Petchesky link you so generously provided, claiming Utley was bad:

Can you express yourself without using sentence fragments?

“Chase Utley is bad and should have been suspended” is what deadspin claimed in October.

No, I have many volatile interpersonal relationships which are exacerbated by substance abuse.

The Cardinals lost, but it wasn’t their 25th game (it was their 51st). Deadspin fucked up the formatting of their headlines. They’re trying to be snarky, and they still got the basic facts incorrect. Shocking.

Yes! It fits perfectly, which is why Deadspin’s silence is deafening.

It’s not a conspiracy; they’re just obviously apathetic, because reality doesn’t align with Deadspin’s narrative.

Um, that’s the point. Deadspin has been deafeningly silent about the Syndergaard ejection, because the conclusion doesn’t fit their narrative.