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This is only tangentially related, and probably awful for me to think about considering the benefits of guide dogs, but sometimes I worry whether guide dogs are happy with their lot in life. Do they ever get a chance to just be dogs?

Eat shit, Jessica!

How could you misquote the best sentence in the whole darn article? "Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure. That's a verifiable fact — as is Santa. I just want the kids watching to know that." Santa being Caucasian is a VERIFIABLE FACT. Obvs.

I appreciate the existence of two Hiddleston gifs in this post. He would NEVER support this nonsense.

This is the MOST horrible and fucked up thing you've ever heard? Really? The holocaust? Slavery? Darfur?

Are you serious with this post? This guy is a misogynistic dick who has made rape jokes on multiple occasions. How could you have missed that?!

Beautifully stated.

How is this even a remotely appropriate response? Not a single person is arguing that blacks haven't been oppressed. If you're going to engage in an intelligent, civil debate, you'd better work on your logical thinking skills.

You're just poor at reading comprehension, methinks.

Nobody is as good as that guy who used to go around dancing to LMFAO songs. I think his name was Andy?

Well, I agree with you. There's a difference between being a victim and knowingly becoming a victim. His background is a secret to no one.

Except that she knowingly got into this relationship in the first place. It wasn't some big surprise that the guy she was dating is a violent, gun-wielding lunatic.

It's not a chicken's head, dummy! It's her drawing of the "rist bange" aka what appears to be fingerless gloves. Duhhhhhh.

Very sweet video, but I can't be the only one to notice the dude with the one leg is extremely good looking?

Don't worry, dogs know.

I'm wondering if this is less of a ghost story and more of a creeper story. Is it possible Jack Blahblah was in the house spying on you guys?

I'm all about adorable kitty videos, but frankly, this one was boring.

Remember when she played "the fat one" to Cameron Diaz's "the skinny one?" Ugh.

Personally, my favorite part was her saying she and Candice are great friends and everyone laughing their asses off.