Oh my god, that's awesome.

So basically all of those aliens we've found are just time traveling humans?

You couldn't let this poor girl have her five minutes on Jezebel? Seriously?

What is wrong with you?

Tell that to the dogs killed every day in shelters.

Those dogs are literally in heaven. I love that both sides benefit so much!

I'm going to have to side with the gym on this one. This woman is quite annoying. The name isn't -that- bad, and if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Problem. Solved.

I think it's actually kind of shitty of Jez to use an old pic when she's clearly uncomfortable with how she used to look.

I only vaguely see a resemblance. Meh.

This entire article is easier said than done.

Why do you take issue with this and not with Boehner being played by tan mom? Seems like a petty thing to get riled up over.

Dust...in my eye....dammit.

Or my favorite, sanction!

Nope.

So that's not Emily Thorn/Amanda Clarke?

Okay, as an atheist, I never ever say this, but...God bless these people. Seriously.

Cassandra Clare sucks, blah blah, that trailer is pretty freaking awesome.

Assault? Try 2nd degree murder.

They'll get one and two years, respectively. Disgusting. And for the record, do NOT read the comments on CNN because you will want to kill yourself. Utterly horrible.

Defense lawyers very rarely get rich, actually.