She's lucky he didn't slap her back one of those mornings.

Laura Beck is the worst "author" on Jez...if you learn to expect less from anything that has her name on it, you'll feel better.

Beyonce's eyes and Jay-Z's everything else. Welp, no matter what she looks like, that kid is bound to have TONS of swagger, just like her parents.

in my opinion this is another situation where people aren't making a decision they won't be happy with down the road.

I'm guessing the original commenter knows what it was in reference to, but just didn't hear a British accent at that part — and neither did I. Sounded more like Taylor doing a deep voice.

Arranged marriage? Seriously? I bet you believe she faked her pregnancy, too.

Obviously you avoid the Laura Beck articles.

Poor Zach Quinto. I would've started screaming and shouting just to make a show of it. "IT MADE MY DAY WHEN YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR DOG! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The Titanic sinks.

Beyonce freaking Knowles is not a professional singer? Oh.

The first season was great until it fell apart midway through. This season has had its dull moments, but is anything but predictable and certainly had a fantastic ending.

All I can say is that I lost my heterosexual life/soul mate when she became "Born Again" in college. Bleh.

Can you imagine all those people who put things in their mouth that did not turn out well?

EVEN kitten heels? My god, where is my fainting couch?

I need to know her doctor (and pray he is still alive when I need help) because I swear she looks younger now than she did on Just Shoot Me.

IF EVERY HOSTAGE WAS EQUIPPED WITH A GUN, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oy. How terrifying for those poor child who will undoubtedly never feel safe at a school, regardless of its location. I wonder if the children who lost siblings will be homeschooled.

That looks really uncomfortable for the dolphin, honestly. Not loving this video.

I was responding to a comment that was apparently deleted. What's your excuse for responding to a comment from 11 days ago?

"If you drop the suit and apologize for spreading the picture, I won't go after attorney's fees and costs for this frivolous bullshit of a claim." "Okay, sounds good!"