And yet...this story did not nearly make my brain hurt as much as the Jezebel Lena Dunham photoshop hit piece. Go figure.

You kids and your Tinders and your Tweets.

Just came here to say that getting a dog from a breeder =/= adopting. I know the headline said that, but the article says: "Now they have a puppy together. The breeders, Big Bear Akita, are in Arkansas and they posted a photo on their website."

I just hope that she had it written in her contract with Henry Cavill's management that she was allowed to touch him wherever she wanted, honestly. That whole PR stunt was just...LOLz. But whatever, hopefully she's happy with this dude and Henry comes to his senses and realizes I'm his true love — he is hot enough for…

Holy shit, was hoping but not expecting to see Colin O'Donoghue! Magical things happen to him with the application of a little eyeliner!

I always hated your writing style, so...peace out! kanyeshrug.gif

Sure, some people would describe this as hell. Me? An opportunity.

My kids often pout and cry when I threaten to send them to bed with no Fox News.

The one and only time Megyn Kelly insists a Middle Eastern dude is white.

Fixed that for you.

And sure enough the Dogs Rights Advocates are out in force because of this video, decrying felinists as dog haters. Blind to dog privilege, they look at this video as some sort of proof that cats are given special treatment. Please, my friends, don't respond. Leave the DRAs in the gray.

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