Jesus Christ, I hate comments like this. Seventeen year olds don't need to rest. They need to live.

Is the one on the right Taran Killam in a terrible SNL sketch that's not at all funny?

I'm a horrible pessimist, so the only thing I could think while watching that spectacular video was that something so fearless is bound to be killed in short time.

No way. None of those old GOP farts are retiring or dying under a Democratic president.

What else is there to say other than AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

So many questions. Can they live indoors? Are they trainable?

Jesus Christ. Shut up.

Would be funnier if it was possible to decipher which song was which.

I just look at that picture and see Heath Ledger, which makes absolutely no sense in the context of this article.

The author, Laura Beck, very rarely succeeds at anything on Jezebel, so don't be too offended. That being said, this article may be the least obnoxious thing she's ever written.

Yeah, it's definitely the liberals who care so much about high school football culture that they'd sacrifice rape victims to win the championship. Right.

I've seen a few of her videos and love her more and more with each one. Seriously, she's wonderful.

That's how I interpreted his comment, too...which is frightening, given that the last thing a judge should be discussing in his judicial opinion is how wet a woman was during sex.

I don't think this is true.

I can't get over how fucking awesome that picture is.

Is this really that bad? In my freshman year of college, my intro to journalism teacher's first assignment for us was to write our own obituaries. It wasn't a big deal.

I would coo while that thing was eating my face off. So cute!

Gravity means nothing to comfy!pup (tm).

Oooh, ooh, ooh, I have my own photo to share courtesy of Boston's own MBTA! I call this one, "Fuck you, fucking asshole."

My favorite thing about Republicans is how their whole schtick is that they staunchly follow the Constitution, and then just totally ignore it when it goes against their ideals.