Right, because have a macaw or a phoenix on half your face is so much better.

Best. comment. ever.

Guys, here's my problem: I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE kittens. I want one, I want two, I want three million. However, I hate cats. Can't stand them. Someone find me a solution. THANKS!!!!

I can't even be bothered to read this article because pre-gaming has been around for.ev.er. And frankly, I fully support it.

I feel like Ludacris has just given up.

Saying "there's no reason for morality outside of religion" is not at all analagous to what I stated. Morality is an inherent trait that most, if not all, humans possess. Being anti-gay is not an inherent trait and has to stem from somewhere.

It's not that there are rules, it's that there is logic. 99% of your comment consists of statements that I never said nor intended to say, and the other 1% makes no sense at all, so I feel no need to make any further response.

"Seeing as how Muppets are operated only by the Muppeteer who created them until that Muppeteer dies, will Sesame Street simply not feature Elmo until Clash's legal issues are worked out? That doesn't seem to be the case." Okay, let's clear this up right now: this sentence is not stating that after the muppeteer dies…

I don't see how these two things are even tangentially related. If you believe marriage should only be between a man and a woman, it has to be based on some kind of religious-related belief, otherwise it makes absolutely no sense.

Cheesiest commentary ever, but what a great dog and what great owners.

I just can't comprehend how an atheist can be anti-gay marriage. It makes no sense to me.

You know, I'm not completely convinced the cat wasn't loving that massage.

I feel the same way about you and your husband, Mrs. Baio. Feel free to evacuate the country.

No way. Salem was all about the cat/human lovin', so clearly he would have voted Obama! Because that's the next step after gay marriage. Duh.

LOL, no, but how freaking amazing if it had? Or if he just dropped the mic and walked out.

I'm way more scared of Chalky White, honestly.

Nobody asked you, Melissa Joan Hart. Trust me.

I don't know why, but I have always been ultra in love with Mr. Z. This cements it. He just seriously always looks so damn happy to be doing what he's doing.

Welcome to I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE JURY AND NEITHER ARE YOU SO THERE IS NO REASON TO BE HELD UP THAT STANDARD.

She's not in Florida, is she?