LOL.

EXACTLY. Should jury members uphold that standard? Absolutely. Me? You? Anyone else commenting at Jez? Absolutely not.

Oh, thank you so much for explaining the American judicial system to me. Next, please explain to me why in the hell I (or any commenter at Jez, for that matter) should be held to the standards of the American judicial system when we are not on the jury.

Actually, no. There is absolutely no question that the nanny was the killer. None. Zero. And to say otherwise is offensive and idiotic.

Oh, shut the fuck up. Seriously. Shut the fuck up.

I'm not a doctor, but having been diagnosed with PCOS and doing my own research (Internet, M.D., of course) I've kind of decided it's a bullshit disease. Instead of saying, "Soooo....here's all the shitty stuff that can happen when you're obese!" they diagnose you with PCOS. Then if you lose the excess weight, it…

Clearly you've never been a rabbit owner. My own experience as such is limited to that time it was my week in second grade to bring the class bunny home to care for it, and let me tell you — if ONE rabbit smells that damn bad, 88 must be toxic levels of noxious fumes.

Okay? The dog is clearly trained to go under the bed at the word bath, and come out for the word walk. So...

I was thinking some candy corn M&Ms and oreos should Lindy come by my house...

http://americanfolklore.net/folklore/2009/05/phantom_diner.html — Just one of many incarnations!

I've read this story a million times before. I'm sorry your friend is full of shit, but it's still a good story!

Holy mother of GOD, I WANT ONE NOW. NOW! NOW! NOW! I love that he saves the rest for later. I seriously just...GIMME GIMME GIMME.

"She is my favorite fat-ass in residence, and I love this lazy lima bean like she came from my own birth canal. Yes, I'm writing from bed; is that so wrong, I ask you? Also, please don't judge me. " These may be my two most favorite sentences ever.

Wut

I fail to see how nationality comes into this.

You had to know when pressing submit how inappropriate this comment is.

This entire comment in nonsensical.

I have mixed feelings on Theresa. On the one hand, I am a non-believer. I think psychics are crap, I don't believe in ghosts or an afterlife, or heaven, or anything supernatural. On the other hand, this bitch goes up to people in the supermarket and says shit like, "Did your husband just die? He says something about…

Really? This logic just seems so....off. Does it seem wrong to charge a woman on her period for chocolate because she desperately needs it? If so, I am due for some huge refunds.

Obviously you did not watch American Horror Story last year.