Ah, I see Adam DeVine is once again breaking barriers by playing... Adam DeVine.

Hearted.

How is this legal? I'm asking this as a lawyer. I really don't understand.

I don't understand how anyone can expect Mitt to have good judgment after the dog fiasco. I hate when I hear people say, "Oh, it wasn't a big deal, it was only a dog," but the fact of the matter is that if he can't make competent decisions when it comes to the family dog, I'd prefer that he's not the decision-maker…

That's the way I read it, too.

Female, mother, middle-age, liberal, not overly extroverted but friendly, emotionally stable probably not hugely popular in high school but not nerd of the nerds, either. I'd put your income between 65k and 80k.

Okay. So she's of age, he doesn't know she's drugged, works for an escort service — did she ever tell him no? If she resisted in any way then yes, it's rape. If not, not.

Is she of age?

Did he know she was drugged?

I just...judge people who spend their time with Mel Gibson.

This kid is awesome. His dad was probably peeing in his pants laughing.

So you're saying the author of this article has done in-depth interviews with GRRM wherein he explained to her that at least one prior Khaleesi did, in fact, wear red lipstick?

Tou-fucking-che.

Well, why would I need a candle if I'm already capable of making fire to cook an animal and render the fat?!

Well, why would I need a candle if I'm already capable of making fire to cook an animal and render the fat?!

The Khaleesi never wears bright red lipstick.

Where the hell am I going to find rendered animal fat in the wild?

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Root beer has no caffeine.

That kid is going to LOVE Indian food.