The whole idea of *what* was to be accepting of all kinds? Certainly not Jezebel!

I don't know, these make me uncomfortable. It doesn't seem fair to impart Christian ideals on guys who have no say in the matter.

Cats may watch while you do your business, but my dog demands to be pet.

KStew has literally no presence and no chemistry with anyone, but it's a very pretty movie and everyone else in it is great.

Kristen Stewart and her non-acting ruined what could otherwise have been a decent, if not good, movie. They also made a mistake in casting Charlize Theron because there are very few in the entire world fairer than her.

I realllllly don't understand the Gawker commenting system.

I've never seen a polar bear swim before. It's actually adorable. Not convinced he purposely threw that rock, though.

You know what, dick? You're lucky we know you by any name at all, because your acting certainly isn't worth the recognition, R-Pattz.

Thought it might take the edge off. Glad I was right.

WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE CAN HOOK HER UP WITH AN AWESOME NEW DRUG DEALER??

No offense, but that dress looks totally homemade.

That looks like her shoulder and arm to me.

Seriously, watching the evolution of the redhead's face in this clip says it all.

I'll allow it!

We all must sacrifice for the greater good!

Well, obviously you'd have to move to East-West America or become a Republican!

Not a bad point, but we'd figure something out! Come on, we're democrats and ergo educated!

Time to split this country up. Libs get East-West America and GOP gets Mid-West and South Amurrca.

Well, to be fair, a baby CAN feel pain at four weeks. It's the embryo that can't. Checkmate, Pro-Lifers.

Despite how this contrived this video is, I'm really happy for Senait, and damn, she and her mom are GORGEOUS.