Under my new insurance plan, which has awesome coverage, my GENERIC birth control pills are $50. Under my crappy plan while I was unemployed, they were $10. I am LIVID.

They probably mean two and a half cups.

It's been pretty cool thinking to myself, "Wow, my President is black!" for the past four years. So, yeah.

That's from like four years ago, isn't it?

A lot of different articles being what? The prom one? What else? Really, I'm interested.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that an attractive, confident woman is capable of moving on from a relationship that ended a decade ago? Are you sure?!?!?

How is that relevant? You wouldn't have known that if you didn't go.

Well, if my username says that I'm a lawyer, then I guess it does say a lot about me.

Frankly, if you could have thrown it at your house, you'd be going because all of your friends would have made you go.

If you went, how can you possibly say you wouldn't regret it if you hadn't gone?

I probably know a lot more about dogs than you do, actually. But hey, whatever you say. You can totally tell by a far away picture of a dog standing there what it's thinking. Because you and Cassandra have dog telekinesis. That works...through pictures.

You'll regret not going in a few years.

Can't tell if serious.

Is that really what you see? Because I see a dog standing there.

I don't think this cute at all considering how many pets lose their lives while at airports.

What the fuck? Why would you? But? I? What?

OMG Is Leslie cheating on Ben in exchange for meeting the first lady?!

I'm not saying dogs don't, I'm saying dogs also lick as a form of affection.

Michelle Williams' character died, though...so how would that work?

Wow at that picture. Is that what Jared Padalecki's going to look like when he gets old? I kid, I kid.