I'm always disturbed by overweight dogs. I know everyone thinks they're cute and all, but I can't help but feel bad for them.

I agree with your last sentence, but am completely confused by the rest of your diatribe.

Are you...are you being serious?

Oh yes, three cheers for the white savior, all the while ignoring the fact that it appears the woman was being violent because the other man was stalking her.

Not even a little.

LOL, what?! I'm convinced that I'm going to die of EVERYTHING. I mean, I am DEFINITELY getting cancer and alzheimers. Hell, I am paranoid about being shot when I walk my dog at night, and I live in a great neighborhood. I lie awake at night wanting to jump out of my skin at the prospect of dying. Fuck all those damn…

This would be so much cuter if I wasn't convinced that cat was actually trying to kill the chick.

I am literally constraining myself from jumping off the couch and screaming at the top of my lungs from that first quote. And then that second quote just makes me want to kill myself. AFDHAFGHSGFJSDFGSDFGSERYHSEHFG...

Well, that's 2:37 I'll never get back.

You all need to chill out. There are tons of reasons to make fun of the Kardashians. Them having a little fun and not taking themselves at all seriously is not one of them. And they look great.

Well, whoop dee doo for you.

I would do the same thing under your circumstances. I'm glad you don't regret it or doubt your decision.

Huh?

What? Who cares? I'd rather be overdiagnosed in this instance than underdiagnosed. Better safe than sorry.

I went to BU and have never even heard of this newspaper.

Untrue.

Exactly.

Two hearts, actually.

I don't even think it would be akin to that. Maybe to like...the Hindenburg or something.

I get where you're going but I don't think you reach your destination. The Titanic can hardly be compared to the Holocaust or 9/11, regardless of the number of deaths.