Why do the drinks need to by dyed? Who cares what color they are?

After watching Die Antwoord on Letterman, I've become kind of obsessed with them. They're not talented in any way whatsoever, but goddamn if I can't stop watching their videos.

"And just like with Rue and Cinna and Thresh and the racist Twitter-teens, it's a proprietary thing-if Spider-Man is black, then he isn't ours anymore. He's theirs." Well, wrong, because Rue and Thresh actually ARE black.

Spirit is the WORST.

You must not have ever flown Spirit before.

No. BABY CAT KILLERS!!!!!!!!

You just ruined my day.

Yeah, you know, before they made pool sparkles illegal.

How the hell would Bobby Brown's sister know a damn thing about Whitney? Please. I hope Ray-J sues.

How much do they pay you an hour over there at Lionsgate?

Ah. Nevermind then.

Does anyone know where the neighborhood this took place is? Because based on that picture, I'm lke 70% sure I lived there.

I guess our definitions of hilarity are different.

Maybe more people should, but nobody is obligated to, and nobody should be made to feel like a jerk for not.

I liked him a lot, too. Then it was fundraising time, and they aired this segment from a few years ago. He went up to a random guy in a Starbucks and asked if the dude listened to NPR. The guy said yes, and Ira was like, "Why don't you donate then? Why? Why? Why? Why? Will you donate now? Will you? Will you? Will you?…

Ugh, really? I have to actually type this out? In the Tiller case, FOX spewed hateful vitriol toward one specific named private citizen dozens of times, and that specifically named private citizen was murdered. In this case, FOX spewed political vitriolic bullshit, and one woman who happened to be a FOX watcher was…

Are you serious? The situations are completely incomparable.

The fairness doctrine? What the hell? What does the fairness doctrine have to do with the honesty/integrity of a news station? I'm not disputing that this woman wrote this and believes it to be true, I'm just saying it's ridiculous to blame Fox because her mother was an idiot.

I heard a segment with him harassing/shaming this guy in a Starbucks to donate to NPR, then tracking the guy down two or three years later to harass him some more! It was really not okay.

Oh, please, Jez. Stretching.