Ira Glass is a dick. Yeah, I said it. He's a jerk.

Awwww. My puppy figured out after three seconds that it was her in the mirror. Should I be sad for missed opportunities or proud of my genius dog? She's definitely run into my sliding glass door a couple times, though.

Except that her only qualification is being first lady. She has no direct experience in government.

Cats are completely useless for everything other than killing mice. My dog sheds like CRAZY, but after visiting friends with three cats, I'll never complain about it again!

I can't read this book if Lava ends up dead, so just tell me now.

Why are the military dogs EVER euthanized unless they're suffering?!

This video is fabulous. I especially like the TLC rap break and the drag queen named after a character from Fringe.

I'm more concerned about the fact that that sign is completely unreadable.

No comment on the product, I just hate when "tutorials" show someone doing someone else's makeup.

I choose to believe that dog knows how happy he's making the baby and is doing it specifically for the baby's enjoyment.

Ummmmm, he's clearly gay. This was even a question??

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have pressed the button like 20 times.

Okay, I am not trying to victim blame, I just think it's interesting that one guy with one knife could take six people hostage.

Truth.

Maude Apatow has a striking resemble to Leighton Meester.

Scarlett Johannsen is the Gerard Butler BI, obvs.

I have SUCH a problem with where they are taking the show. Tyler was known as batshit crazy, tried to kill them before and showed up at their engagement party! There is no WAY anyone would be on the hook for his murder. Besides, all Emily would have to do is tell the police she met with Tyler when he was extorting…

That was really very sweet. I'm just disturbed by how gross their house is.

I can't believe people are getting on the ass of an 80 year old woman.

So instead she has dark brown hair and blue eyes. OH NO!!!