I think your only real argument is that the chick has blue eyes — she dyes her hair blonde. In the movie, she dyes it brown. Besides, in the book, aren't her eyes supposed to be hazel-y?

I KNEW IT! OBAMA IS TRYING TO ENSLAVE THE WHITE MAN! DOWN WITH WHITE PERSECUTION!!!!!!!!!

I will never understand the star power of Johnny Depp. He looks and acts exactly the same way in every single movie. The height of his talent is long over.

Is it awful of me to say I think I'd just give up on that round of pregnancy?

SHE DESERVES ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD

This isn't Abby Lee Miller's fault; this is the mother's fault, and they should be harboring 100% of the blame. ALM has absolutely no control over what those children do or don't do. The mothers only have to say one two-letter word, and it's over.

What do liberals say about whorebags and cripples? Just wondering.

It's not about science, it's about belief!!!!

Actually, I kind of like the idea of putting sunscreen on my hands before putting them in the lamp. My mom had melanoma, and I've been worried about getting the gel manicures (which I LOVE). Not sure why I didn't think of it myself.

That video was hilarious. I don't even care that I'm a terrible person. Bro! Pizza! Bro! Pizza pizza pizza!

That's not at all cute. Or okay.

Where were the parents?! Not in a bajillion years would I let my kid go after a thief. Holding onto the bumper of a moving vehicle? Seriously?!

I didn't think How Do You Know was so bad, really. I've seen much worse. Also, I love me some Paul Rudd, but I think when you make your bed, you lie in it.

Now THAT is something I can get behind.

That's not called an ATM, it's called a vending machine.

Florida also has a bill pending that would make it legal for a student to lead prayers in class. Yup.

I don't get it?

I mean...

Couldn't care less about the stylist, to be honest. I didn't force her to do it.

I just got one three weeks ago. Worth itttttttttttt.