Mixed metaphors ftw!

So women shouldn't be allowed to breast feed in public, but workplaces also shouldn't be forced to accommodate them so they can breast feed in private?!

We should be less disturbed because racism has gotten "better?" Really?

"To me, black face is offensive when it is used to mock, stereotype, or belittle black people." This is indicative of the problem. It doesn't matter whether black face is offensive to YOU, or whether YOU think it shouldn't offend black people. The way YOU feel about it is totally irrelevant, because you're not black.

I didn't specify which legal situation because I assumed you would figure out I was talking about, you know, the one everyone is talking about.

Dude, it's not my opinion. It's the law.

What does involuntary manslaughter have to do with assault? Some crimes involve intent, others don't. How is this even a discussion? I'm done.

Actually, legally, intent doesn't matter.

I guess that's why I am the law and you is happy.

...yes, I really do. What is thrown is completely irrelevant.

Okay, seriously? Those are the worst analogies I've ever heard.

Well, two wrongs always make a right.

I don't understand the people who support glitter bombing. It's a form of assault, period. I'm as liberal as anyone, but this it not okay.

I know I'm incredibly alone in my view, but...I don't see the problem, really. This guy's future should have been halted because of a vague rumor that he might have committed sexual assault? People should be held culpable for not passing on vague rumors?

So now it's cool to attack people's looks on Jezzie? Or is that only when you're an author of a post?

So I can either exercise or...turn down the air conditioning?

This is one of the funniest and most well-written Jez article I've ever read. Bravo, ERG!

Self-made the same way George W. is self-made? The same way Paris Hilton is self-made?

I can't be the only one who stopped reading at $1 and wondered why this was a story.

God, I wish I was the host of puppy bowl. Oh my god.