Just don't kill off Daniel and we're cool.

I didn't watch (I feel like I have to announce this to keep my Jez street cred), but I saw the end and she didn't look Jersey Shore to me at all. Probably just a bad picture.

Look, here's the reality: Fat people don't really want advice from you, despite what they say. Just be generally supportive.

Am I the only person noticing that Tina is clearly inebriated in this clip?

I've been turned down by cable. I got a great offer from a small, but still popular company and Comcast told me to go ahead and sign up with the other company. Best advice I ever got from them.

Heard about this on NPR this morning. It's not enough, and even the state recognizes that; they just don't have the funds to pay more.

The author of this article needs to look up the definition to the word literally.

I don't really understand why parents do this to their children.

Oh, is that the trick?

Ryder had sex with The Unit in the same room as Mike/Nicole between the filming of seasons.

I love super sweet videos like this, but for some reason I'm just dying to know why grandpa's in Germany.

20 years in prison is probably a step up from this dude's current life.

In another country with stricter gun laws, the only way it would have played out differently is if there were two bodies on the ground — neither of them being the attackers.

"since when was break and enter punishable by death?"

Are you seriously going to wax poetic about woulda, coulda, shoulda? It's not like she had a few hours to mull over her options. When you're in an emergency situation, instinct kicks in, not logic. Two strange men were breaking into her house, and could have hurt her child. She COULD HAVE warned him, but she didn't.…

Maybe I missed the course in law school that says presidents have the power to defund public broadcasting.

I know this sucks to say, but I wouldn't feel comfortable having that sticker on my car. Pro-choice people are a lot more sane than pro-life people, and a lot less violent. I'd be too worried for the safety of my car to chance it.

I haven't watched the video because I'm too busy trying to figure out how the hell Modern Family relates to this topic (aside from this being a...modern family? I guess).

The Let Me Love You one?

I feel like there's no way that isn't an SPN gif, but I can't place it.