But I don't want to feel normal; I want to feel confident that once I lose what I need to lose, I'll be perfectly capable of keeping it off.

Someone posted a video on youtube talking about how 98% of obese people who lose a significant amount of weight gain it back, plus additional poundage. The video was meant to be empowering (love yourself regardless of your weight!) but I've been thinking about it a LOT, and it makes me feel really defeated.

Honestly, at a certain point, is it really worth it?

I would also recommend not going to sleep. My M.O. in law school was to drink myself stupid, order a huge pizza at 3 a.m., eat it, drink loads of water, and then go to sleep when sober — somewhere around 3 p.m.

I can't stand when I read advice on how to avoid hangovers by doing things like drinking a glass of water between drinks, having a spritzer, etc... I want advice on how to keep my buzz without a hangover, not how to kill it! What's the point of drinking a lot if you ain't getting drunk?

Truth. He was pretty amazing.

Is it wrong that Rise of the Planet of the Apes made me feel really bad about using products tested on animals?

No thanks! All drunk grocery shopping does is get me $200 worth of Starburst and Mountain Dew.

This entire comment is amazing.

I think it's supposed to be a replica of the ending of X-Men: First Class after X is shot.

She says one of the worst parts of being targeted is that those around you assume that you're a gullible idiot.

You're right. Your "joke" was hilarious.

You knew what I mean. Stop being an ass.

God damn these teenagers for having more fun in high school than I ever will in my life.

Jesus Christ, I swear I am living on a different planet than everyone else. I did not see one second of making out. I did not see a centimeter of tongue. I'm 26 years old and still kiss both my parents on the lips. It was just a joke. Jesus.

Regardless of the fact that I'm not, I'd rather be spoiled than bitter.

What it needed was more Chanukah.

It's nice that you feel that way, but who the hell are you to judge the decisions people make? Why do you assume that what works for you works for everyone? Some people need surgeries like this not only to lose weight, but to survive. And some people need it as a push to lose weight. Judging overweight people for how…

I'm actually shocked at the amount of people who are angry at this video. It's hilarious and no, these kids are not going to be scarred forever. I can guarantee that these kids either got REAL early presents after the taping, or will get AWESOME Christmas presents on Christmas. The only thing not okay was the kid who…

Now that you've gotten that out, do you feel better? tl;dr