Bastards are awesome. Hello, Jon Snow?

I would shit myself if I turned to my right and ASkars was sitting on the bar stool next to me. Shit. Myself.

Didn't he basically confirm it?

A terrible hairpiece? I'm fairly certain that's just...her hair.

I was going to write this, word for word. Except I'd have said hell.

Human organs?! I almost shit myself when it recreated a wrench!

I don't think Jesus and Tara will haunt Lafayette. I think Jesus is gone for good, save for any special appearances he might make in Laffy's times of need. I think Tara will probably be brought back as a vampire. I think that Jesus' transfer of his brujo might come into play next season, because I don't think it would…

Um...pretty sure she stripped and got her camera ready intentionally for this moment. And by pretty sure I mean 100% sure. It's just a joke.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: IS THAT EDEN WOOD?!?!?!?

It's hard for me to buy from a plus-sized store that thinks those models are plus-size.

I really don't understand why the cops are so fast to insist on suicide...and I've NEVER heard them to go so far as to make a tape explaining their findings to the public. This is so fucking weird.

Yeah, now that you mention it, I can definitely see how a beat up girl with her hands tied together by an iron cord can represent feminism at its best.

So are we just choosing to ignore the housewife dress, the iron cord wrapped around her and the man holding the iron?

They are, though. But even if they aren't, she looks like she's probably competing. Should she refrain from makeup because she has big lips?

Body snarking a 9 year old. Excellent.

There is so much to hate Toddlers and Tiaras for, and this is what you pick? This little girl was adorable and it was probably the least-sexy outfit of choice I've seen on this show — not to mention the dance was completely innocent. Maybe my mom should be in jail for child abuse for putting some Madonna cones on me…

I don't think she looks downsized at all.

That's their job...

Nancy didn't go to the right law school, then. We knew how to boogie.

It's not even remotely flawed. Why don't you go ahead and try it, and then judge for yourself.