Oh god what's he doing to me now?

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. Ever! I'm weird. I know it.

It's like George Zimmerman all over again. That's the injury? Fuck me.

I'd actually like to see a properly dark version of The Red Shoes. Kate Bush already did the soundtrack.

If they really care so much about Brittany's life and how it ended, how about they donate some of their hoards of cash that go towards maintaining their giant palaces and gold-threaded robes to cancer research? Fuckers.

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…