At least she can be comforted by the knowledge that she will have an immune system strong enough to resist the zombie virus.

You almost fooled me with this well-crafted phony story; but then I remembered that only cows are named Flossie!

I think you may have wandered into the Upside Down.

This is how I imagine the bathroom situation will end up in the eventual post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland.

Zikebolaids. Duh

Yeah. That was Al Gore.