Lol. Yup, it is! If it’s a verb, it’s almost always “affect”.

Your choices are:

This will have no effect on any of our lives.

Or

This will affect none of our lives.

Since this is a post about books and reading, I will go ahead and be a grammar pedant. It is “affect”.

When my grade 2 class went on a trip to the school library for the first time, the librarian asked if anyone in the class could do the splits. One girl could, and demonstrated for us. The librarian told us that leaving a book open and face down all day is the same as asking a person to do the splits all day. This was…

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

I would murder him.

Remember when she was the cool girl?

This is so sad. Gwen becomes whoever she's dating at the time. I wonder if she and Brad Pitt dated would it be like black hole that sucks itself into itself. 

The loathing that I feel for them together is greater than the sum of its parts. They seem to reflect and amplify each other’s terribleness.

Hope he’s also allergic to peanut butter.

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

Maybe this is what pumpkin spice withdrawal looks like.

My God. Give these White women back their opiods. Hell, put it in their lattes and brewed teas. They are cutting the eff up without it.

Nicole, dear, we get your main act is you playing a stupid character. But we also get you weren’t in character when you thought this was a good idea in the least.

lol yes, the White women’s edit.

The fact that anyone didn’t know he was an asshole is semi surprising .

I’m fucking livid. As gross and problematic Howard Stern is, this might be the only time that I think he’s right. I just hope that his times up soon.

I don't think she's had a book. Lots of television though.

Oh, I know - I just meant don't give her any more focused on this "wedding". I can just see it leading to a string of wedding shows from sub-par reality folks, just like all the wedding shows from the Housewives. I picture Farrah Abraham being ALL OVER that!

Publishers and producers of the world, please PLEASE do not reward this famewhore's behavior with a book contract or reality show based on this. . . activity.

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION