Typical slipshod police work failing to report all the facts.

When I finished my MA in a field related to China 5-6 years ago, my thesis director told me in answer to my question about the road ahead: hey! you should just take a plane ticket and go live in Beijing. Within six months you’re bound to find a job.

Oh man, when I eventually see Pop get emotional over this, I’m going to turn to fucking ribbons.

SMDH. I can’t wait for 2016 to die.

Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

In his final kind gesture, he will grant the wish of Kevin Garnett, and have his suit cremated as well.

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

Ordering! I live in DC, so I subscribe to the Post, but I’m happy to support excellent journalism wherever it lives (hence my new subscription to Teen Vogue, which I’m technically sending to my oldest niece buried deep in Mormon Country).

I’m so sorry that happened to you. You deserved better. I’m glad you’re doing better now.

Digital is $5 for a year right now. I’d suggest it to everyone. They also have a different kind of awareness with Mike Pence’s shenanagins compared to everyone else, and they do not hesitate to let you know how much of an assbag he is.

My heart breaks, this is absolutely disgusting and foul. Fuck these people and their predatory behavior. When I was little, this shit happened to me. It took me years of counseling to move past the trauma and finally believe that what happened to me was not my fault. I mean I am still trying to manage the anger and…

TRUTH. Babies are adorable. I don’t even mind if they are deeply unhappy babies crying because their tiny ears are popping. They are babies, and they are just doing their Baby Thang. Loud dudes, however, can eat a bag of unsalted dicks. Y’all hoes are obnoxious, and the worst.

I have. I’m back.

Were you on my flight to LAX last week? You should be ashamed of yourself!

I was on a Southwest flight where an attendant came on and said “Belts on, everyone - the Captain wants to try something.” Totally out of the blue, no followup. I thought it was awesome and everyone had a good laugh.

Not pictured: Guy holding camera and platter full of donuts.

“Colon Emptying In That Throne.”

No, Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video #2 specifically states, “We’re Not Detroit!”

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…