Proof: The Cubs have broken the seal.

Drugs are bad.

He’s the hero Chicago deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Marge: I think owning the Chicago Bears is pretty good!

UPDATE: Before this week’s game LB Jamie Collins ordered 1,000 Surface Pros with attn: Bill Belichick.

Hey Joey Snickers does that “but this twelve pack IS my side dish!” gag, leave him alone.

“And we didn’t have selfies back then. I had to use a disposable Kodak camera and a steady hand to get the self boob shot!”

As a White Sox fan, I forget where I was going with this.

Wha happen

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

Bob Ross + Squidward

My brother caddied for him at Pebble Beach and basically said this, that he’s an alright guy. *shrug*

Johnny Manziel, why?

Hey leave Courtney Love alone.

Bills fans reflected in three seconds of silence, and then proceeded to piledrive one another through card tables

Bieber fever.