If I had the programming and audio skills, I'd build an app that would dynamically filter any song to add crack, hiss and that "warmer" vinyl tone to mp3s.

This is true, McD's is THE place to go if you need to unload on the road. It is far superior to any gas station, and if you birth a large enough food baby, you can reward your effort with a $1 soft serve cone like the champion you are.

While it's true, the only way to see your own asshole is a mirror, he meant the word in its figurative, not literal, sense.

That's also what they said about 1080 and 1440 on phones. And they were absolutely fucking correct.

Humanity can adapt to many things, just like I would adapt to life after cutting my legs off with a chainsaw. Surviving a dumb decision doesn't suddenly make it a good decision.

We'll take those photos when you damn neutrals learn TO PICK A SIDE.

In which case he'd be covered under the "both" clause.

You do not understand what Net Neutrality is. Or you're a robot spitting out random phrases. Either/or/both.

First half of your post was well-argued. Second half went off the rails.Garbage and electricity are absolutely NOT regulated under Title II of the Communications Act. Waste hauling, outside of EPA rules, isn't even handled at the Federal level. Same with water. Electricity markets are almost entirely regulated at the…

Did you even see the movie? There was half a dozen jokes about inevitable sequels, 22,23, etc Jump Street.

This post was very confusing until I realized "bf" meant 'best friend' instead of 'boyfriend'.

Since Sony doesn't publish incident reports publicly, it's hard to be completely sure. However (per the article), the two biggest sins were storing important data in plaintext (rather than encrypting) including passwords, and not patching known exploits across all divisions. Division in country A got hacked, they…

Sure there is, removing the bullshit objector clause while continuing to ban children from schools who aren't vaccinated.

On the other hand, $200 million is a little more than one aircraft. I don't see that as as stumbling block by itself. Hell, they spend a billion a year on software upgrades for the fleet.

Eh...by 3 months in I had said to my s/o that if I had to choose, I'd go with my dog over the relationship.

After this photo—and the Blue Marble—humans realized, at last, that we needed to work together. Slowly, things began to change.

What was that book about? An entrepreneur building ICBMs under the auspices of a private space program? It's been a long time since I read that book. I recall even less of Drax. I think he was one of those "larger than life" boisterous types, yes? No?

I wouldn't say that music peaked in 1971. Honestly, a lot of the stuff from that era is very dated. However, it does seem to have plateaued some time in the 90's. Current music isn't much different.

Great stuff. Was this original or a quote?

Uh-huh. Sure.