That’s common, and I always find it odd. The only thing wrong with microwaves is trying to use them for stuff they’re not particularly good at. Which . . . all methods of cooking have things they’re not good at, but those things don’t come with that kind of generalized dislike. Like, nobody says “I have a general…

If I were the type to live golddigger calculus, I would need so so so much more than a quarter million a year to put up with short dude bullshit. Like, shit, I work for Big Law. When I make partner, I'll clear that much, easily, minus the whining about how he would have gotten a D1 football scholarship if he was just…

assuming this is a genuine question, here’s a genuine answer.

...unimaginative reboot...

Less logic than TIME TRAVEL BY SPINNING THE EARTH THE OTHER WAY? I’d honestly be impressed if he could achieve that.

Abrams cant end a story properly and relies on mystery box crap

I have literally never seen anything that Abrams was involved with that I would consider “good” or even anything I would consider “mediocre.”  Almost all of it was overproduced crap.  Like habanero diarrhea. I mean sure, it’s got habaneros in it and that’s intense, but it’s still liquid shit.

Is your dad a gritty hard worker with a high diabetes IQ?

Holy shit, maybe I finally got it. I think we watched this in kindergarten or 1st grade music class. I liked it so much I wanted to rent it from the library, but I had no idea what the name was so my parents were at a loss. We looked at every VHS cover to see if anything looked familiar but alas.

It’s always a good time to remind the world that Polanski is a pedophile rapist piece of shit.

You hit the nail on the head. The NYT is not (and I can’t emphasize that enough) liberal publication. It panders to the elite and the status quo.

This is the most astonishingly accurate description of the Times’ opinion page that I’ve ever seen.

Even as recently as, say, 15 or 20 years ago, the typical person didn’t read the New York Times regularly, and certainly didn’t read the opinion section regularly. And yet, you probably knew, through osmosis or whatever, that it was the paper of record, written by elites, with its opinion section being the most…

Republicans are decidedly not playing the long game. The Supreme Court is the only lasting advantage they can build. The entire point of scorched earth is because they know there is no long game for them. 

Just look at the festering pile, whataboutism is all they have:

So earning even more success by lying and deceiving people for money restored your faith in humanity? Pretty sure that’s one of the worlds biggest issues right now.  I’m not understanding where this is a positive story, just another scammer.

I’m pretty much done with NFL football. For all the non-Fox-News reasons. I watch a total of single digit hours over the course of an entire season. It’s great. And yet....

A shady trucking company with an Italian name? Wow, surprising they'd be in the debt collection and loansharking business. Shocking.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

I think that’s the wrong counterargument. Nothing is inevitable, it is possible to stop the F-35 today at ~100 air frames, hell that’s pretty much what happened to the F-22.