Nice strawman.

69 career WAR; only 54 for Vlad

He should feel lucky he’s in consideration given his dreadful offensive numbers

Clearly better than Smoltz, who everyone agreed was a HOFer

Which goes to show just how stupid Deadspin was for supporting the format change

Going by Columbus’s point-per-game rate, they’d have a 6-point lead on Pittsburgh if Columbus played the same number of games that Pittsburgh has already played

Will the interim coach receive a small pay increase for the week?

Haha! +1

Then you’ve missed a lot of rule changes! Like the one a few years back that relaxed the “you can’t touch the QB’s helmet” rule to “you can’t forcibly touch it”

What if you turn 2 of those second round picks into 2 lottery picks? Why did you ignore that part of it? Oh right, because you’re cherry-picking to fit a narrative.

Please prepare yourself for a few solid weeks of Patriots fans screaming about how Roger Goodell was too lenient on the Giants.

You can’t read

Teams set their own cap.

Why? Because he had Jon Lester bunt in July?

Entry-level sports analytics salaries are pretty awful. “Don’t worry about the money” is pretty good advice to someone who wants to work in sports.

I feel like Draymond has some spicy takes he could be serving up for us

Yeah maybe we will get it right someday! Let’s start by suspending you, for kicking your colleagues’ genitals, just as long as Stephen Jackson was suspended in 2004 for defending his team from criminals on the playing surface.

Remember what you wrote about the people who called UVA’s Jackie story a hoax?

Cock Blocked Jayhawk

“There is a part of me that wants my kids to feel, at least in some relatively painless and abstract way, that the world is fucked.”