Yes, we remember Deadspin deliberately misunderstanding why the Sixers had to rebuild. Thanks for bringing this line back, though:

Cocaine

Sam Hurd’s not looking too good these days

that kind of thinking is what got Cris Carter into trouble

Those dang weather people are always wrong, except when they’re right and I don’t notice!

“The Sixers shouldn’t have drafted Joel Embiid”

That should be a technical foul for delay of game

So because he failed at abstinence, he’s not allowed to say it’s valuable? It’s almost like when former Gawker writers accuse other media outlets of unethical behavior.

...coming from the website which endlessly bitches about the length of baseball games.

“Unfortunately, keeping the video up is not illegal.”

Philadelphia has a Joe Frazier statue.

saving the timeout actually helped the final play because alabama had to protect against the run

Will he be charged with vandalism?

smh not all towers are ivory

the desired narrative drives the reporting around here, not the other way around

I believe the Seahawks are going to win tomorrow. I will now rescind that belief, and instead turn my mind into a blank slate. I am not entitled to thoughts!

because theyre black?

You are a really good person

Clearly they didn’t read the Jezebel article that said it might not have been a terrorist attack because the gunman was wearing a Santa Claus costume

not even a Pats fan but you’re spot on