“The sky cam itself is always behind the line of scrimmage but that doesn’t mean the wires are.”

Ding fuckin ding. Gotta love that Petchesky’s evidence are meaningless quotes from a SkyCam exec and the wide receiver

kinda like the idiot fans/sportswriters who love to say “this team will never win a championship with X as the coach!”

The Kings might upset Minnesota in the Western Semis though

Fangraphs has him projected at 3.4 WAR for 2017...what do you know that they don’t?

“croaked by his own volition”

Turns out Darryl Strawberry doesn’t do drugs anymore — fraud! Banned for life!

Derek Jeter once feigned being hit by a pitch to fool an umpire — dishonest! Banned for life!

Okay. Can you believe the Knicks are underdogs tonight? That doesn’t seem right

the president murdered them :(

If New Yorkers cared about the Pittsburgh Pirates, the takeout slide rule would have been enacted before Chase Utley legally destroyed the Mets’ shortstop

“Really?” /moves to Illinois, beats the shit out of a child

Decides whether to onside kick; decides whether to go for it on fourth down; decides whether to challenge plays; decides whether to call timeouts; and, in the case of Marty Mornhinweg, decides weather.

yep, it’s a horrible, myopic comparison. White Sox is a much better comparison.

it’s hilarious how much the patience of Sixers fans bothers everybody else

keep fighting that strawman, you’re doing a wonderful job

they wrote a story about the Hornets last week and couldn’t finish the article without mentioning Hinkie.

“And he’s getting a fucking profile in Sports Illustrated. Why?”

it’s lucky to be born with intellect, which is why he described it as being born on third base; he’s acknowledging his own luck.

he also fleeced other teams for picks — good job leaving that part out

Paying a superstar max money is not a good return? okay