Why?  William is not fucking bargain!

Two women didn’t want him.  They wanted the ‘benefits’ of having to endure him.  Yes...even Camilla.

Unfortunately, she was a fucking money-grubber too!

Well...those two facts serve only to highlight even more that Charles is a royal dickwipe with no backbone. He could renounce royalty and go off somewhere with horse-faced (and horse-assed) Camilla, but no...the lure of living off the public dime and all the benefits that ascribes to him is too much. Fuck him and his…

Charles is your basic royal DICKWIPE!

Fucking queers!

The only reason that the boyfriend meets the son, is to see if he can get a blowjob or two!

Female sports reporters loved to get into locker rooms, because of the chance to see some naked athlete dick and the belief that everything is proportional in life.  Meaning that the dick in a basketball room was very long, if a bit thin, while dick in a football room was usually shorter, fatter...and black!

Anybody who does anything to Courtney Love will have to deal with me!  

Prince Charles is pretty much a feeble-minded chunk of shit, who relies upon his ‘royalty’ to get him through life. Nothing ever costs him anything, so ‘pet causes’ is a laugh! He’s fucking afraid of ghosts! He sits every morning in his dressing gown and garters and stares at his dick endlessly! He married perhaps the…

For my money, Christmas shit goes up on Dec 15th and comes down on Jan 5th. Anything outside of that means you’re a fucking lunatic!

Americans are fucking clowns. Look closely at the advertisements on TV and in print. The Christmas bullshit starts the day after Labor Day...long before summer even ends. Fucking bunch of maroons...retailers live on the Christmas hype, they have to ‘make it or lose it’ on Christmas sales There has to be a better way.

Who gives a shit?

In case you didn’t notice, Bob’s eyes got a little glint in them when his wife said “He’s gay”!

I hope you only play the 1812 Overture when you are cumming real hard.

Why is anything these two fucking chunks of shit do important...or interesting...to anybody? Write about better stuff Ashley.

I once had a Chinese client named Bent Wang.

Yeah...but her truck is broken down right now!

Who is this fucking nutbag?

Yeah...cut your fucking head off.