I guess you never wanted to be eaten in the garage.  Too bad!

Yeah...probably trying to figure out how to actually mate Spam.

C’mon...you have to know it was all bullshit from the start. Who in the fuck would name their kids Fred & Dave?

If you don’t want your tweets to be seen, and have to be explained by a 50+ year-old man...don’t make them.  Fucking asswipe!

We’re thinking about it!

He used purple because he thought that would look cool when he shoved his green dick in her. Not green from being dyed, but green from being fucking diseased.

Well...I’m pretty sure that they find another 15-year old girl they can tyake into a bedroom somewhere and try to fuck!

“Quick Macauley, pull up your Underoos, there’s adults coming.”

C’mon Ashley...you know as well as 93% of the population does, that Kanye West is a complete and utter piece of shir with no intelligence or other redeeming values. Why give him the gift of print space, or air time, or any other kind of recognition.  Ignore the fuckhole!!!

So...what I am reading (or interpreting) is that exactly the same stuff comes out of Trump, no matter which end.

Who is she?  Another vapid porn star?

Ridiculous! Fucking ridiculous!

And...he’s a fucking Canadian.  He should just shut the fuck up about anything American.

Why would you want to poison insects and birds?  Have some fucking compassion for those lower on the evolutionary chain.

Maybe not have to go. but get restructured. Both the Electoral College and the Senate have to be populated by a population-relevant number of individuals. In other words, California gets more votes in those institutions than fucking Wyoming.

Oh yeah...I forgot one thing. When Trump loses everything and has to be wheeled around in a wheelchair with his drool cup fastened to his cheek, I hope he only gets to shop for stuff at Walmart after midnight. He’ll fucking fit right in.

But...not enough to kill him. Just to leave him totally incapacitated and having to wear a drool cup. And for him to be penniless and convicted of one or more treasonous crimes so that he doesn’t get the lifetime pension and personal security protection to which former Presidents are entitled.

Don’t fuck up the golf courses...just make sure they get sold to good operators at a fair price.

Why fuck up the sun?  It’s only got another 5 billion years to live.

Who the fuck is Jerome the “gardiner”?  Is there a new kind of house servant of which I am not aware?