iamrumpleforeskin
IamRumpleforeskin
iamrumpleforeskin

He’s a short, fat, triple-chinned chunk of shit. He might be really, really, really smart but he’s nothing to look at. Not sure how they got together...maybe he’s got a huge fucking dick (although I’ve always thought that she prefers her cock to have a dusky hue).

I’m pretty sure he won’t be getting his dick wet for a while.  Probably hasn’t for some time...she’s been too busy stuffing ole’ mushroom dick.

Democrat Lucy McBath has flipped Georgia’s conservative 6th district. McBath, whose son Jordan Davis was killed by a white gunman

Trumpie would never do that...he’s all jizzed up about the Dem senator being bisexual.  He’s hoping that he can have her and Ivanka sucking on the mushroom dick at the same time.

She’s bi?  That’s extremely important.  She can fuck the entire Congress to get what she wants!

Well, you know...Be Best!

I gotta think that no woman (and certainly no man) would ever want to admit that publicly.

You win! Couldn’t have said it better myself, except...I hope the Merkin Muppet’s dick leaks constantly with a thin, shiny liquid that smells like a combination of shit + vomit + disease. I hope that this leakage becomes clearly evident...both visually and by smell... when he is forced to sit more than 20 minutes

You’re right...but Carlson’s daughter is very fucking ugly, with a dumpy ass.  She might be good for “pass around” at a male drinking party, or the dumpster at a bukkake party, but that is about it.

Look...both Carlson and Avenatti are complete fucking assholes. Both of them should be deported, even though they are both natural-born Americans (I think), because they are both bad for the country.

So, once again state in the U.S. is faced with the prospect of electing a total douchebag cunt to office.  My bet is that she gets in!

Why the fuck will Lindsey Graham go to Africa? What the fuck will he do there? If the trip is on his dime...OK! If the taxpayer bears the cost then tell the weaselly little fuck to stay at home and play in his sandbox with plastic lions and elephants etc.

Also see Teresa Giudice

Aw, c’mon...you mean you wouldn’t laugh is fome bitch ran out in front of your car on a bust street and then proceeded to take a shit! Yes you would.

You’re right...bro humor with with tits...but without cocks!

It isn’t really...but I guess if I ask you to come over and shit on my face, you’ll say NO!!!

You’re kinda right...what the movie really needed was a full-on dyke scene somewhere in the middle (particularly featuring the fucking fat chick), or a little bit of seeing Kristen Wiig getting fucked in the ass!

C’mon...watching that fucking fat chick take a shit in the sink had to make you laugh!   Or...to close to home?

You’re basically right but there was one scene that was actually funny...when the really fat chick took a shit in the sink!  That one killed me.

Use them for wiping yourselves up after you fuck!